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Thanks to Alex and Martin for being the best randonnerd partners!

Randonneur Ride Report: Ft. Bragg 600k

Over 19,500 ft. of climbing. 373 miles. 40 hours. These were the numbers I faced for my biggest brevet of this year.

All of my training over the past 5 months led to this epic event: the Ft. Bragg 600k. And the SF Randonneurs’ description of the route on their website advised: “Views, weather extremes and a challenging route. Better use all you’ve learned during the season.”

This distance is just half of what randonneuring veterans undertake for the hallowed Paris-Brest-Paris event. But for me, the anticipation of riding this far in one continuous time frame conjured up a whole slew of adjectives: intimidating; unfathomable; insane.

Mother of God - that red line goes really far up the coast.

Mother of God – that red line goes really far up the coast.

I suppose being unable to imagine how difficult the ride could actually be worked in my favor. I’d essentially be adding another 200k (124 miles) onto my previous PR of 249 miles. And that just seemed…CRAZY. Upon arriving in Point Reyes Station during the Tour of Five Bakeries 200k (about 43 miles into the ride), I spotted a road sign that said, “Ft. Bragg – 141 miles” and thought to myself, “Holy shit — what have I signed up for?”

But when faced with the daunting prospects of the unknown, I do what I usually do: a lot of research. I solicited advice online and in person from other randos, read a ton of ride reports, then mentally filed away all of this wisdom into my brain and hoped it would kick in during my journey. My plan was to divvy up the brevet into two segments — a 400k and 200k — which meant I’d be stopping in Cloverdale for a few hours’ of sleep. Hopefully that would be enough to power me through the final 124 miles to the finish. (And by ‘power’, I really mean ‘survive’.)

When I received my email from our RBA Rob Hawks with the cue sheet and ride info on the Monday before the brevet, I was both genuinely excited and completely freaked out about the ride. Reviewing all of the paperwork suddenly transformed this abstract adventure into reality.

373 miles - OMG!

373 miles – OMG!

On Thursday night, I hung out with a group of randonnerds at the Bike to Work After Party in Old Oakland, including fellow 600kers Bryan Kilgore and Jason Pierce. They were remarkably calm — and even ‘blasé’, to quote Pudu — despite the impending ride. Must be nice to be a veteran and have such a nonchalant attitude about this distance; perhaps I’ll eventually become one of those people who can smirk at any ride less than 400 miles in the future…

Pudu models the latest randonnerd look! (Thanks to Greg Merritt for the photo)

Pudu models the latest randonnerd look! (Thanks to Greg Merritt for the photo)

I spent Friday night in a frenzy of preparation. I loaded up my handlebar bag to full capacity with Amy’s Kitchen organic pizza pockets (and to mix it up, I had also bought some of the Indian variety made with curry), nuts, fruit, Pro Bars and the ol’ reliable PB & J with banana. Then I packed my drop bag; this is the bag that’s stashed at a non-control point before Ft. Bragg. Volunteers at the start would transport them to Indian Creek Campground, our rustic oasis located 138 miles north of the city. You could fill it up with whatever you needed to get you through the ride (although it was advised to not get too carried away as heavy bags would be rejected — so leave the hair dryers at home.) Mine contained my midnight pasta dinner, specially made with The Bearded One’s delicious ragu sauce; coconut water; fruit; more pizza pockets to replenish my supply; and a change of clothes (minus a clean pair of shorts which I planned to carry with me. As I’d be riding another 30+ miles to Cloverdale where we’d nap and shower, I wanted to put on a fresh pair after my break at the hotel.) Just as I finished one final bike check before heading to bed, I received a funny text message from my friend Martin who’d I’d be riding with:

Martin's either feeling pretty laid-back right now or engaging in some hard core denial.

Martin’s either feeling pretty laid-back right now or engaging in some hard core denial.

Start Control: Golden Gate Bridge Toll Plaza – Open: 06:00 – Close: 07:00

A 6AM start — fortunately we were spared the 5AM start of years before — meant getting up at 4AM so I’d be ready by the time Martin and his wife came to our house. But uggggggggh, early mornings. There simply isn’t enough coffee in the world to make this a painless experience for me.

Getting up at 4AM = ouch.

Getting up at 4AM = ouch.

But my sleep deprivation subsided as soon as I checked in with Ely Rodriguez at the start. He handed me some gifts — reflective bands (a randonnerd can never have too many) and a special sticker:

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While we waited for ride announcements from Rob and his pledge for us to not to do stupid stuff, I learned that several bad-ass individuals, like Roland Bevan, Kaley McCumber and JT Conklin (my comrade from the 400k) had ridden the Davis 600k the previous weekend; they were already ready for more randonneuring! I’d like to give major props to these tough folks (and anyone else who did the same).

'Don't do stupid stuff," says RBA Rob Hawks.

‘Now let’s go do stupid stuff,” joked RBA Rob Hawks right before we took off.

The 600k crowd

Time to party on our bikes for the next 28+ hours!

The 600k crowd

I think white helmets are de riguer with The 600k Crowd…

600k crowd

Faces of The 600k Crowd: Sleepiness to Intense Concentration

'Twas a dark and foggy morning...foreshadowing for Ft. Bragg.

‘Twas a dark and foggy morning…foreshadowing for Ft. Bragg.

After the pack leaves the start, riders typically sort themselves into groups based on friendships and/or pace. Martin and I joined up with Alex Plumb, JT and Aaron “The Glowing Carrot” Little in Marin.

You can see the glowing carrot on Aaron's seat stay.

You can see the glowing carrot on Aaron’s seat stay!

Zipping along Sir Francis Drake past Samuel P. Taylor State Park.

Zipping along Sir Francis Drake past Samuel P. Taylor State Park.

Control #2: Open Control – Point Reyes Station (34.6 miles) – Open: 07:39 – Close: 09:44

Here's that aforementioned sign: Ft. Bragg or bust!

Here’s that aforementioned sign: Ft. Bragg or bust!

Working together as a group, we arrived at our first control in no time and settled in for a quick breakfast before leaving for Petaluma.

A beloved bakery spot for cyclists.

A beloved bakery spot for cyclists.

RBA Rob Hawks

Regional Brevet Administrator Rob Hawks

Control #3: Safeway – Petaluma, CA (55.4 miles) – Open: 08:37 – Close: 11:56

With scones, muffins and bear claws in our bellies, we followed our familiar route past Nicasio Reservoir to the Safeway in Petaluma.

Martin + Nicasio Reservoir

Martin + Nicasio Reservoir

Martin on Point Reyes-Petaluma Road

Martin on Point Reyes-Petaluma Road

I'm not the only one who likes to take photos; here's Elaine snapping a pic of JT!

I’m not the only one who likes to take photos; here’s Elaine snapping a pic of JT!

After my usual mad dash around the store in search of snacks — you’d think after visiting countless Safeways in the past few months I’d have memorized all of the layouts — we finished our second breakfast and made our way to the next store in Healdsburg.

Control #4: Safeway – Healdsburg, CA (86.9 miles) Open: 10:07 – Close: 15:20

We added another veteran randonnerd, John Guzik, to our crew en route to Healdsburg, and I managed to capture the entire group in one photo after several failed attempts. “We’re not the Blue Angels, you know,” said Alex with a big laugh.

Martin, Alex, JT, Aaron and John

Martin, Alex, JT, Aaron and John

Healdsburg Safeway

Healdsburg Safeway

We left the chilly fog of San Francisco only to be blasted by heat in Sonoma County. Temperatures ranged in the upper ’80′s and low ’90s all afternoon. I start to melt when the thermometer creeps up past 90°F, and I was sweltering in the flat, exposed miles through wine country. Fortunately, I was able to draft off of Alex to help keep me motoring along. He’s the perfect paceline setter: steady, holds straight lines and is quick to point out debris in the road. An added bonus: he’s a good foot taller than me so I really benefit from his windblocking capabilities.

Hot, hot, hot weather in Healdsburg

Hot, hot, hot weather in Healdsburg

We had a brief stop in Cloverdale to check into our hotel rooms where Alex, Martin and I would hopefully catch a few hours of sleep on the return leg of the brevet. I took the opportunity to drop off some gear and wash the layer of grit and salt off of my sweaty face before heading up the long climb on Route 128.

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As we pedaled up 128, my right knee started to twinge on the inside of my leg. My IT band had been sore that morning, but that went away only to be replaced by this new pain. It later migrated to the front of my kneecap as well. (I’ve been having some issues with this knee in the past two weeks and had been trying to pinpoint the issue, but that’s material for another write-up.)

Onwards to Ft. Bragg on Route 128

Allez, allez! Ft. Bragg awaits just beyond Route 128

Let the climbing begin.

Let the climbing begin.

Alex + John Potis making their way up Route 128.

Alex + John Potis making their way up Route 128.

Climbing started to become problematic for me as the rolling landscape stretched on for miles. Alex gave me some ibuprofen and Tums to help me soldier onwards to the north. From here on out, this was all new riding territory for me and I loved this part of the ride, despite my knee complications.

Rollin, rollin, rolling, keep those pedals rollin'.

Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, the roads just keep on rollin’.

Gorgeous landscapes along Route 128.

Gorgeous landscapes along Route 128.

Cyclists love seeing these signs...

Cyclists love seeing these signs…

Sure is pretty up here in these parts!

Sure is pretty up here in these parts!

Just 50 miles to go!

Just 50 miles to go!

By the time we stopped in Boonville for snacks and water, my right knee was throbbing and my strength was sapped from the heat.

Boonville's the last stop for supplies until Ft. Bragg.

Boonville’s the last stop for supplies until Ft. Bragg.

Kevin, Manny and “Arizona” (the rando who was visiting from that state) were resting as well, and we wished each other happy trails to Ft. Bragg.

Kevin, Manny and "Arizona"; we should have asked you your real name!

Kevin, Manny and “Arizona”; we should have asked you your real name!

Optional: Indian Creek County Park (138.2 miles) Food/Water Stop

JT graciously pulled me through the nasty headwinds to the Indian Creek campgrounds where we were greeted by a group of our awesome volunteers. After signing in to document our progress, we continued the long slog up Route 128 until it met the coast and Highway 1. The temperatures had dropped back down to a friendlier conditions, and we were done with climbing for the time being.

Alex and John lead us through the redwoods.

Alex and John lead us through the redwoods; thankfully this section is relatively flat so my knee was able to take a break.

We plunged back into the fog at Highway 1, so I wasn’t able to capture the full beauty of the coast as we climbed up to Ft. Bragg.

The views where Route 128 meet Highway 128 are absolutely stunning.

The views where Route 128 meet Highway 128 are absolutely stunning.

The ocean's just behind that curtain of fog.

The ocean’s just behind that curtain of fog.

Alex + JT on Hwy. 1

Alex + JT on Hwy. 1

We cheered on riders who already heading south; I think Bryan and Jason were in this trio!

We cheered on riders who already heading south; I think Bryan and Jason were in this trio!

Martin + JT on Hwy. 1

Martin + JT on Hwy. 1

Control #5: Safeway – Fort Bragg, CA (181.2 miles) Open: 14:45 – Close: 01:28

We made it to the Ft. Bragg Safeway just after 10 o’clock. After getting our receipts and saying hello to other randonnerds who were lounging in the cafe, we made an executive decision to get dinner at McDonald’s instead since there wasn’t any hot food available at that hour.

Bike parking at Ft. Bragg

Bike parking at Ft. Bragg

Randonnerds unwinding in Ft. Bragg.

Randonnerds unwinding in Ft. Bragg.

The only time I'll ever eat at McDonald's is if it's the only thing open.

The only time I’ll ever eat at McDonald’s is if it’s the only thing open: McResignation.

Bike parking at McDonald's; the locals were sure nice about  letting us park them inside!

Bike parking at McDonald’s; the locals were sure nice about letting us park them inside!

So much for fast food — it took nearly half an hour for our McMeals to arrive since the skeleton crew was already on duty at that time, so our plan to hit the road as soon as possible was put on hold as waited for our dinner. But as soon as our McGreasy gut bombs arrived, we wolfed them down so we could head back to Indian Creek.

On this next part of the ride, I jumped into the Black Pit of Despair. My knee was feeling pretty ragged and I was rather despondent about my prospects of finishing at this point. John and JT forged ahead while I crawled along trying to keep up my pace and spirits by listening to music and podcasts on my iPod. When I started tallying up the number of climbs I still had ahead of me, I wondered whether I should take the next express train to DNF-ville.

This is where the camaraderie of riding with other solid randonneurs, especially experienced ones like Alex, comes into play. Martin and Alex stuck with me and waited as I slowly struggled to reach the top of the steepest climbs. And Alex kept me company for most of the way as we meandered through the dark and fought off sleepiness by swapping stories and words of encouragement. I thanked him for his kindness and he replied, “It ‘s time to give back,” as he’d been mentored by many other generous souls like Kitty Goursolle on past rides.

Optional: Indian Creek County Park (224.2 miles) Food/Water Stop

I arrived intact at Indian Creek just after 2:00AM, and the next group of angelic volunteers on night duty welcomed me into their sanctuary. I collapsed into a chair by the fire next to JT and John.

A brief respite from the Black Pit of Despair.

A brief respite from the Black Pit of Despair.

Emma Dixon asked if I was hungry. “We have batter ready and can make you some pancakes, or eggs any style, fruit…” My appetite had vanished, so I replied, “I think I just want to close my eyes for 10 minutes.” As I soaked in the warmth of the fire and quiet voices murmured around me, I debated whether to just call it quits right there and then. I had already texted The Bearded One about my knee woes and gave him another update:

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I closed my eyes and tried to sleep, but my mind was filled with worry about the next 149 miles. But I felt guilty about asking TBO to come all the way out to the campground to pick me up, and I’d dedicated so much time and effort these past months training for this series. Fuck it, I told myself, I’m going to keep going, even if I have to curl up on the side of the road with my knee totally shredded beyond repair. I stood up, stretched and managed to extricate myself from the circle of tired riders huddled around the fire.

Emma instantaneously appeared by my side as if I had summoned a genie and asked if I wanted anything now. I requested a half a cup of coffee, which immediately warmed both me and my soul. After eschewing coffee for almost two weeks so that I’d be extra energized by caffeine on the ride (including this morning), it perked me up right away. I adjusted my saddle, grabbed more pizza pockets from my drop bag as well as my wool jersey (and sadly left my late-night meal of pasta untouched) and was ready to take on the hardest part of the ride: the never-ending rollers and climbs to Cloverdale.

I had pre-loaded some stand-up comedy podcasts onto my iPod, so those helped keep a smile on my face while I lumbered along at walking pace on the hills. I couldn’t put any weight on my knee at this point, so I had to do all of the climbs seated — and sometimes I’d have to help out my right leg by pushing down on my thigh. I really had to dig deep into the inner sanctum of some heretofore untapped source of strength to move forward. But Alex was my carrot in the distance, and as long as I could see his orange vest on the horizon I knew I was making progress. Dawn was approaching and the sky was started to fill with light as the sun rose.

Chasing my carrot on Route 128.

Chasing my carrot on Route 128.

And then, just as the sunrise illuminated the valley above Cloverdale, I was done. As I descended the final climb on Route 128, I shed a few tears of joy in celebration of my accomplishment. I knew I could finish the brevet now.

Noted for posterity: This was the best descent of my life right here.

Noted for posterity: This was the best descent of my life right here.

At 6:30AM, I caught up with Alex and Martin at the Best Western and we planned to just take just over two hours’ rest before setting back out at 9AM. I gave TBO another update and he sent along more words of support:

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While I didn’t get much sleep — and poor Alex was tortured by some loud kids in the adjacent hotel room during his break so he got about 20 minutes’ of shuteye — I’m so very glad we stopped in Cloverdale. Taking a hot shower and changing into a clean chamois made me feel like a rock star and I was ready for the last segment of our brevet. And beginning our ride in the sunshine helped trick our bodies into thinking, “Hey, it’s like any other lovely another day — let’s get on that bike and ride!” My legs felt fresh, my right knee felt like crap but nothing that more drugs couldn’t help (I hoped) and my lucky charm from my flèche-mate Manny Acosta would be watching over me today.

It's Eeyore wearing a Piglet costume!

It’s Eeyore wearing a Piglet costume!

Back in wine country.

Back in wine country.

No time for wine or whining, the finish awaits!

No time for wine or whining, the finish awaits!

Control #6: Info Control – Westside @ W Dry Creek (276.5 miles) – Answer question on brevet card

The next two controls were information controls, so no proof of arrival was needed; we just had to find the answers to the questions written on our brevet cards.

I won't reveal the answer in case it's used next year, but we had to write down what was on the white arched-building at this intersection.

I won’t reveal the answer in case it’s used next year, but we had to write down what was on the white arched-building at this intersection.

Control #7: Info Control – Inside Guerneville Safeway – (293.7 miles) Answer question on brevet card

I forgot to snap a photo here, but we were tasked with finding the price per pound of bananas for sale at the Guerneville Safeway. We saw many other happy randonneurs here as everyone was reveling in the fine weather and the prospect of finishing the ride on a beautiful day. Alex, Martin and I lunched here, then resolved to ride to the last control in Pt. Reyes Station with no other stops for food or water.

Heading towards Tomales.

Heading towards Tomales.

I turtled up the climbs out of Valley Ford, but the tailwinds on Highway 1 helped my knee take somewhat of a breather through the rollers. I picked up the pace and we made better time on the scenic stretch of Hwy. 1.

And there's that gorgeous ocean view along Hwy. 1!

And there’s that spectacular ocean view along Hwy. 1

O tailwinds, take me as fast as possible to Pt. Reyes Station!

O tailwinds, take me as fast as possible to Pt. Reyes Station!

Control #8: Open Control – Point Reyes Station, CA (336.5 miles) – Open: 22:50 – Close: 18:04

We clocked in at 4:30pm and I persuaded Alex and Martin to join me for a gourmet dinner at The Cowgirl Cantina (where TBO and I supped on the 300k). There’s a large lawn that’s perfect for picnicking on the grass, and we feasted on tasty chicken salad sandwiches and roasted tomato soup. (I said this meal would redeem ourselves with our stomachs after forcing them to digest that McNasty ‘food’ in Ft. Bragg.) I had a cappuccino and more ibuprofen for my power dessert, counting on them to propel me pain-free to the Golden Gate Bridge.

These doors lead to foodie paradise.

These doors lead to foodie paradise.

Finish Control – Golden Gate Bridge Plaza (373 miles) Open: 00:48 – Close: 22:00

Our old friend Nicasio Reservoir.

Our old friend Nicasio Reservoir.

With only four climbs left, the end was in sight. My knee was aching, but it couldn’t match the fire in my belly to get back to San Francisco. Alex and I chatted up the climbs so that they’d pass by more quickly, and when we reached Fairfax — I was en fuego! My drug cocktail had kicked in, so I took it up a notch on the flat streets through Marin and hammered up Camino Alto as fast as I could. Alex said, “Wow, I’ve never seen you in racer mode before!” And I replied, “LET’S GET THIS SHIT DONE!”

An hour and a half later, there was the majestic Golden Gate Bridge — ready to welcome us back into the city. Alex and I both yelled, “Woohoo!” as we crossed over the bay.

It was pretty magical riding on the bridge at sunset; a poetic ending to an epic ride.

It was pretty magical riding on the bridge at sunset; it was a poetic ending to an epic ride.

A great big cheer erupted from the crowd of finish volunteers as we rolled in, and The Bearded One gave me a big hug as I hopped off my bike. We made it in just before 8 o’clock in 37 hours, 55 minutes!

Now bear with me as I’m about to launch into a long-winded thank you speech à la the Oscars, but there’s so many people who have helped me finish this series this year. First and foremost, much love and thanks to my husband, Shawn “The Bearded One” Hatfield, for supporting my goal of completing my first SF Randonneur series. I’d also like to thank Martin and Alex for sticking with me during the cold, bleak hours when I wrestled with my personal demons and battled my knee pain — I wouldn’t have finished the 600k without your phenomenal support.

Thanks to Alex and Martin for being the best randonnerd partners!

Thanks to Alex and Martin for being the best randonnerd partners!

And thanks to everyone who I’ve ridden with during this series, who’ve shared their stories and advice with me and spurred me onwards to become a super randonneuse. (Now I know why they call give that designation to riders who finish a series — you do feel like a superhero afterwards!) Of course, last but certainly not least in my book, thank you to the San Francisco Randonneurs for organizing a fantastic set of rides for us — the hard work put in by all of your volunteers is greatly appreciated.

So what’s next? I’ve formed a team for the Dart Populaire that’s coming up in June with non-RUSA folks (maybe I can indoctrinate them into joining SFR!) And I think I’m going to go for an R-12 this year, because why the hell not, right? Just have to fix these pesky knee issues and I’m good to go!

Ride-On Crew at Half Moon Bay

Ride-On: San Francisco to Tunitas Creek

Our fearless ride leader for today, May Woo, led 13 folks of the Ride-On crew from San Francisco to Tunitas Creek and back to the city today for a total of 90 miles and 7,000ft. of climbing! TBO and I were a bit tired from yesterday’s bakery brevet, so we resolved to ride only through one of the new Tom Lantos tunnels at Devil’s Slide before heading home. But it was such a spectacular summery Sunday — I think it averaged about 88 degrees — that we couldn’t resist joining our friends to the 55-mile turnaround point at Woodside (and got in about 4,000 ft. of climbing.) There were several sections that I hadn’t ridden before, and I always love checking out new territory. Thanks to May for leading an amazing ride!

Pacifica: May + TBO!

Pacifica: May + TBO!

Pacifica: Mo + Daniel!

Pacifica: Mo + Daniel!

Pacifica: Bridget!

Pacifica: Bridget!

Pacifica: Matt!

Pacifica: Matt!

Pacifica: Kearstin, Chava + Emily

Pacifica: Kearstin, Chava + Emily

Pacifica: Pamela + Jorge

Pacifica: Pamela + Jorge

Pacifica: Jorge

Pacifica: Jorge

Pacifica

Pacifica

Calera Creek

Calera Creek

Calera Creek

Calera Creek

Near Mori Point

Near Mori Point

The Pacifica Zig Zag

The Pacifica Zig Zag

Towards Linda Mar Beach

Towards Linda Mar Beach

Linda Mar Beach

Linda Mar Beach

PP + Linda Mar Beach

PP + Linda Mar Beach

Up Hwy. 1 Towards Devil's Slide

Up Hwy. 1 Towards Devil’s Slide

Emily approaches the new Tom Lantos Tunnels

Emily approaches the new Tom Lantos Tunnels

Emily approaches the new Tom Lantos Tunnels

Emily approaches the new Tom Lantos Tunnels

Bombing through the new Tom Lantos tunnels!

Bombing through the new Tom Lantos tunnels!

TBO admires the view

TBO admires the view

TBO + The majestic view of the Pacific Ocean

TBO + The majestic view of the Pacific Ocean

Airport Road; I normally stay on Hwy. 1 heading south, so this section was brand-new to me!

Airport Road; I normally stay on Hwy. 1 heading south, so this section was brand-new to me!

Pillar Point Harbor: TBO

Pillar Point Harbor: TBO

Half Moon Bay: Jorge

Half Moon Bay: Jorge

Ride-On Crew at Half Moon Bay

Ride-On Crew at Half Moon Bay

Half Moon Bay: Kearstin + Matt

Half Moon Bay: Kearstin + Matt

Half Moon Bay: TBO

Half Moon Bay: TBO

Half Moon Bay: Chava

Half Moon Bay: Chava

Taking the backroads of Half Moon Bay: Bridget

Taking the backroads of Half Moon Bay: Bridget

Taking the backroads of Half Moon Bay: Mo +Kearstin

Taking the backroads of Half Moon Bay: Mo +Kearstin

Taking the backroads of Half Moon Bay

Taking the backroads of Half Moon Bay

Taking the backroads of Half Moon Bay: L.C.

Taking the backroads of Half Moon Bay: L.C.

Taking the backroads of Half Moon Bay: L.C.

Taking the backroads of Half Moon Bay: L.C.

Bridget, Chava + Emily

Bridget, Chava + Emily

Pamela

Pamela

Off-roading near Half-Moon Bay

Off-roading near Half-Moon Bay

Off-roading near Half-Moon Bay

Off-roading near Half-Moon Bay

Off-roading near Half-Moon Bay

Off-roading near Half-Moon Bay

Off-roading near Half-Moon Bay

Off-roading near Half-Moon Bay

We took Purisima Creek Road to Verde - I loved this section!

We took Purisima Creek Road to Verde – I loved this section!

Pamela on Verde Road

Pamela on Verde Road

Climbing Lobitos Creek Road

Climbing Lobitos Creek Road

Climbing Lobitos Creek Road: May + Daniel

Climbing Lobitos Creek Road: May + Daniel

Lobitos Creek Road

Lobitos Creek Road

Climbing Tunitas Creek Road: Emily + May

Climbing Tunitas Creek Road: Emily + May

Climbing Tunitas Creek Road: Bridget, Jorge, L.C. + Kearstin

Climbing Tunitas Creek Road: Bridget, Jorge, L.C. + Kearstin

Pit stop at the crossroads

Pit stop at the crossroads

Lunch break at Woodside; this is where TBO & I peeled away and headed to CalTrain

Lunch break at Woodside; this is where TBO & I peeled away and headed to CalTrain

Rob + The Ladies!

Randonneur Ride Report: The Tour of Five Bakeries 200k

Today I had the pleasure of finishing my first “permanent”: The Tour of Five Bakeries! A permanent is like a brevet, except that you can usually ride it anytime — weather permitting — and the same rules apply. The permanent creator and owner, Sarah Burke, led our fantastic crew of randonnerds on our delicious route from Mill Valley: Becky; Bill (and it was his birthday today, so he left the ride early); Bob (the RBA from Santa Rosa); Denise; Gabrielle; Mike; Susan; The Bearded One.

There were three controls (plus an info control at the Railroad Museum in Tiburon) that included three different bakeries: Bovine Bakery; Wild Flour; and Bovine Bakery again. As it was an out-and-back route, we passed by Tomales Bakery twice which counted as the other unofficial stops. We zoomed through our 125 miles in about 9 and a half hours with close to 5,000 ft. of climbing and enjoyed many baked goods in between.

Thanks to all for a fantastic day of riding and a great dinner afterwards at TamalPie Pizza courtesy of the Burkes. It was my first time meeting most of these folks and TBO and I had a wonderful day riding with this awesome group of long-distance veterans. And I finally learned what Jason’s nickname — “Pudu” — actually is.

The Start: Mill Valley Safeway

The Start: Mill Valley Safeway

Heading towards Paradise Loop!

Heading towards Paradise Loop!

Gabby, Denise and Susan!

Gabby, Susan and Denise!

Becky + Rob!

Becky + Rob!

Becky + Rob

Becky + Rob

Tiburon

Approaching the Railroad Museum in Tiburon

Climbing towards Olema

Climbing towards Olema

Control / Bakery #1: Bovine Bakery

Control / Bakery #1: Bovine Bakery

Control / Bakery #1: Bovine Bakery

Control / Bakery #1: Bovine Bakery

Rob + The Ladies!

Rob + The Ladies!

Hwy. 1

Hwy. 1

Bakery #2: Tomales Bakery

Bakery #2: Tomales Bakery

Heading towards Valley Ford

Heading towards Valley Ford

Control 3 / Bakery #2: Wild Flour - This was my first time here and it certainly won't be the last!

Control / Bakery #2: Wild Flour – This was my first time here and it certainly won’t be the last!

Control / Bakery #2: Wild Flour

Control / Bakery #2: Wild Flour

Bread, glorious, bread!

Bread, glorious, bread!

Sarah + Rob feast on the 'goat flat': a delicious bread baked with goat cheese, scallions and roasted garlic!

Sarah + Rob feast on the ‘goat flat’: a delicious bread baked with goat cheese, scallions and roasted garlic!

A slice of the delicious 'goat flat'.

A slice of the delicious ‘goat flat’.

Rolling on Freestone Valley Ford Road!

Rolling on Freestone Valley Ford Road!

Back to Pt. Reyes Station on Hwy. 1

Back to Pt. Reyes Station on Hwy. 1

Becky + Denise on Hwy. 1

Becky + Denise on Hwy. 1

Control / Bakery #4: Jason, Mike and The Bearded One had ridden as a separate group for most of the day, until Jason suffered a terrible mechanical. We met up with him at Pt. Reyes Station and he rode with Rob back to Mill Valley.

Control / Bakery #3: Jason, Mike and The Bearded One had ridden as a separate group for most of the day, until Jason suffered a terrible mechanical. We met up with him at Pt. Reyes Station and he rode with Rob back to Mill Valley.

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This SR Campy derailleur seems to be missing something…

Heading back to Mill Valley with Denise, Susan and Becky!

Heading back to Mill Valley with Denise, Susan and Becky!

Post-ride eats at TamalPi in Mill Valley!

Post-ride eats at TamalPie Pizza in Mill Valley!

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Love the wall art!

Rob "Austin Powers" Redmond!

Rob “Austin Powers” Redmond!

Which one of us is not like the others? :)

Which one of us is not like the others? :)

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Randonneur Ride Report: Hopland 400k

One of the reasons I signed up to try randonneuring this year was to explore new areas I’ve never ridden. And if you had asked me back in December if I knew where Hopland was, I’d have shrugged my shoulders and started searching on Google maps for the answer. According to our old online reference friend Wikipedia, Hopland is “in Mendocino County, California. It is located on the west bank of the Russian River 13 miles (21 km) south-southeast of Ukiah at an elevation of 502 feet (153 m). The population was 756 at the 2010 census.” This would be my first visit to this wee flyspeck of a town and I really didn’t know what to expect — other than it would be a wonderfully scenic and challenging ride with over 10,000 feet of elevation climbed over 249 miles.

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Hopland’s nestled in there somewhere at the end of that red line.

In the two weeks that passed since I attempted the 360k Flèche, I researched how I could improve my diet during these brevets. Thinking back on how my stomach shut down early on last time, I concluded that I needed to go back to eating more carbs and less protein. And as eating too much food all at once seemed to disagree with me, I was going to make more of an effort to graze on snacks at regular intervals. I know I didn’t eat or drink enough during the Flèche, yet when you’re bloated or worse, nothing seems appetizing; I felt practically allergic to anything edible. It becomes an almost insurmountable task to get enough calories into your system, but with the help of some sports drinks and tweaking my meals, I felt more confident I’d have better energy while riding. And along with my two PB & J sandwiches and fruit, I packed an assortment of Amy’s Organics pizza pockets, because pizza is the one thing that tastes delicious to me whether it’s hot or cold — and hopefully this would be the case at 3 o’clock in the morning when pedaling along into the night.

My meals-on-wheels: PB & J  made with bananas and apples and Amy's Organics pizza pockets (regular and spinach). I also stashed fruit in my saddle bag.

My meals-on-wheels: PB & J made with bananas and apples and Amy’s Organics pizza pockets (regular and spinach). I also stashed extra fruit and ProBars in my saddle bag.

In prepping my gear for the 400k, I felt like I was getting ready for a caving expedition instead of a bike ride. Head lamp strapped to helmet to read my cue sheet at night? Check. Neon vest, ankle straps, gloves and shoe covers? Check. Fashionably dorky yet ready for my longest ride ever to date? Check.

I've got that rando glow with my neon vest, gloves, straps and shoe covers -- the latter were a big hit and I received a lot of compliments from my fellow riders and civilians.

I’ve got that rando glow with my vest, gloves, straps and shoe covers. The latter item was popular and I received a lot of compliments from my fellow riders and civilians.


Start Control: Golden Gate Bridge Toll Plaza – Open: 06:00 Close: 07:00 – “Headwinds From Hell”

This time I had to get up at the unholy hour of 4:00am so I’d be ready when my friend Martin came and picked me up 45 minutes later. He’s a fellow East Bay resident and also new to randonneuring this year. He contacted me about riding the 400k together and I was looking forward to the prospect of having at least one other person to soldier with me through the distance.

We joined the 57 other riders at the start, and it was nice to chat with the now-familiar friendly faces whom I’ve gotten to know on the road and online through the SFR’s Google group banter.

The start at the Golden Gate Bridge.

The start at the Golden Gate Bridge.

Who needs lights on the bridge when you've got us assembled here?

Who needs lights on the bridge when you’ve got us assembled here?

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Let’s rock this ride!

Just before 6, Rob gave out his worker’s ride route notes and administered his “Don’t do stupid stuff” pledge — then everyone set off for Hopland. As Martin had to go back to his car to secure it when another rider pointed out it was unlocked — a ‘it’s-far-too-early-for-my-brain-to-be-fully-awake’ snafu — I waited behind until he came back so we could leave together.

Martin and I head towards Marin with the bridge all to ourselves.

Martin and I head towards Marin with the bridge all to ourselves.

We rode from the bridge at a steady pace and joined up with Kevin and Mannie just before Fairfax.

Kevin + Mannie!

Kevin + Mannie!

Kevin gave us some great tips about where to get water along the way (the golf course just before you make that turn onto Nicasio Valley Road and The Cheese Factory).

Kevin at The Cheese Factory stop!

Kevin at The Cheese Factory stop!

Then we headed to the picturesque stretch of rolling green hills that began at Hicks Valley Road.

Hicks Valley Road; most of this section from here to Bodega was new to me, except for what we rode during the 300k.

Mick Jordan!

Mick Jordan!

Up we go Wilson's Hill!

Up we go Wilson’s Hill!

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It would have been great to roll with them but alas, I got my first flat of the day just after Wilson’s Hill. I had been debating whether to swap out my Grand Bois Cerfs prior to this ride: “But they only have 270 miles on them!” “But they’re so flat-prone!” I couldn’t decide and drove The Bearded One to distraction with my endless back-and-forth about what to do. But after we both inspected the tires, we figured they still had enough life in them to get through the ride and hoped for the best. Well, after changing this first flat, I prayed my bad tire karma was out of the way early on and this would be the last of them.

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This is last photo I took before the evil headwinds began its reign of terror.

This is last photo I took before the evil headwinds began its reign of terror.

All I remember about the next 30+ miles were the hills. And headwinds. And hills with headwinds. These weren’t just any headwinds. They were MERCILESS, EVIL HEADWINDS. I’m pretty sure we claimed every single one of them in the Bay Area that morning, so the rest of you who were riding on Saturday can thank us for hoarding them all. I heard a lot of groaning from the other randonneurs on the road whenever we saw another hill emerge on the horizon as the the winds hammered away at our souls. While I was able to work with some other folks for a few sections, I was mostly alone on the Chileno Valley / Tomales-Petaluma Roads. Martin’s a stronger rider and was ahead of me most of the time, so I slogged through it as best I could. By the time we reached Bodega, my legs were cramping and I was already feeling a bit thrashed.

Control #2 at 63.4 miles: Bodega Country Store – Bodega, CA – Open: 09:00 Close: 12:48 – “Joy Road”

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This store is a shrine to the great filmmaker Alfred Hitchcock, who filmed his classic thriller “The Birds” here back in the early ’60′s. There’s a ton of Hitchcockian memorabilia on the shelves for sale and we even received a stamp of his famous visage on our brevet cards.

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After we quickly refueled back up at this stop, it was onwards to the most notorious climb of the day: Joy Road.

Joy Road - let the joy begin!

Joy Road – let the joy begin!

Everyone who’s ridden this route states it’s a misnomer (unless you’re a climbing masochist) since it consists of two steep pitches separated by only a brief respite in between. It definitely gets your heart rate going, but honestly, given all the hype — I was expecting much worse (which is a good thing).

Martin gets ready to kick it into the granny gear on Joy Road!

Martin gets ready to kick it into the granny gear on Joy Road!

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Martin + Mick on Joy Road

And I realized the real reason why it’s called Joy Road: it brings you much joy as you hit a fast descent to swoopy roads through Occidental and Camp Meeker. I didn’t even pause to take any photos, although we took a brief stop in front of this charming old theater in Monte Rio.

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We’ll be back.

Control #3 at 80.5 miles: Safeway – Guerneville, CA – Open: 09:51 Close: 14:44 – “Welcome to Wine Country”

Bikes at rest at the Petaluma Safeway.

Bikes at rest at the Petaluma Safeway.

Hummus with pretzels, coconut water and pomegranate-blueberry juice.

Hummus with pretzels, coconut water and pomegranate-blueberry juice.

We saw Roland and some other 400k randos here as we bought our snacks. I had mostly recovered from the headwinds beat-down from earlier, so now it was time for our long jaunt through wine country. The passage from Westside Road through Cloverdale winds through vast acres of vineyards and the accompanying tasting rooms filled with weekend tourists.

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Lambert Bridge; we actually missed this turn and had to retrace our steps a bit.

Lambert Bridge; we actually missed this turn and had to retrace our steps a bit.

We made a fast pit stop in Cloverdale to get ready for the big climb ahead of us on Route 128.

Welcome to Cloverdale!

Welcome to downtown Cloverdale!

Just outside of Cloverdale.

Gorgeous views just outside of Cloverdale.

It’s a slow grind upwards on Route 128, but it’s truly beautiful and reminds me of some of my favorite ascents in the East Bay: Pinehurst and Wildcat Canyon.

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Then you bomb down Mountain House Road and are super-jazzed to get to Hopland until you realize, ugh – there’s more climbing to do.

Spanish moss blankets the trees on Mountain House Road.

Spanish moss blankets the trees on Mountain House Road.

But once we spotted our destination in the distance, Martin pumped his fist into the air and we barreled down towards the Valero.

Here's where we first saw Hopland down in the valley, woohoo!

Here’s where we first spotted Hopland, woohoo!

Control #4 at 133.2 miles: Valero Mini-Mart – Hopland, CA – Open: 12:23 Close: 20:24 – “Fuckyeahtailwinds!”

We saw a small group gathered at the gas station who were gearing up for the night leg of the ride, including Kitty, Charlie and Roland.

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Two women admired my neon outfit — “Those booties are so cute!” — and asked where we were riding from.

“San Francisco!”
“Noooooo.”
“Where are you riding to now?”
“San Francisco!”
“What? You gotta be kidding me.”
“Yeah, we rode all the way here just to vist this glamorous Valero, and now we’re heading back!”

There are times when endurance riding resembles a scene from the Hunger Games to me — without the mayhem and bloodshed of course — where I’m like Katniss Everdeen, trying to survive whatever obstacles cross my path as I try to make it to the next stage. In our case, we’re navigating our way to the next control and can be thwarted by dark roads, potholes, traffic, flat tires, sore muscles and fatigue en route. And the one thing that everyone wishes me before I embark on these rides is what Effie Trinket might say at the beginning of each brevet: “May the tailwinds be ever in your favor.”

The next 50-ish miles were pure awesome bliss. We were bestowed with the best, most epic tailwinds ever — which I felt we earned from this morning’s hellish effort — and my legs were en fuego! Fuckyeahtailwinds! A small group of us assembled together to share pulls to Petaluma: Charles, JT, Martin and Richard — who mysteriously just appeared at one point and announced his arrival with his buzzing Chris King hubs — then vanished again along the route.

Cooking with gas on Highway 101!

Cooking with gas on Highway 101!

JT’s on his fourth season of brevet riding and knew the route well, “Although it can get fuzzy at times.” We got to talking about Grand Bois tires and how their ride quality is amazing but are so finicky on the road — especially in rainy weather. Our conversation must have angered Jan Heine’s randonneur gods as we both promptly got flats right there and then. (Ironically, JT didn’t get one on his front GB but on his rear Gatorskin due to a piece of glass that got lodged into the tire.)

It's so fun fixing flats in the dark in the middle of the night.

It’s so fun to change flats in the dark in the middle of the night.

Martin and Charles (who I believe is a PBP veteran) waited up for us and we all motored along together until we hit the climb up Chalk Hill. It totally harshed our tailwinds mellow until we got back down to the flatlands of Windsor. And we passed one section on Old Redwood Highway where I had gotten one of my flats on the Flèche; I had a brief flashback to that bleak moment and was so very grateful that it wasn’t raining on us then.

Control #5 at 205.0: Safeway – Petaluma, CA – Open: 15:57 Close: 04:00 – “Pizza Pocket Power”

An endless ramble through suburbia depleted the last fuel in our tanks, and Charles peeled away at one point to get some coffee. (He ended up getting two more flats and might have DNF’ed, but we saw him again later with Kitty and Charlie’s group.) Before hitting the Petaluma Safeway, we stopped at the Denny’s located right on the outskirts of town (a favorite late-night spot of randos for this ride).

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Now I’m no fan of Denny’s, but there’s nothing like riding 200 miles that will push all culinary snobbery aside. I told Roland, who was just leaving as we rolled into the parking lot, “I’ve never been so happy in my life to see a Denny’s.” I crawled into the padded booth — which felt like a plush down comforter to my tired butt — and shut my eyes for several minutes after we ordered our food.

This is what 12:30AM and 200 miles looks like.

Here’s what 12:30AM after 200 miles looks like.

After a carb-blast breakfast of eggs, grits, English muffin and hash browns, I drank half a cup of the dankest, most vile bitter brew of Denny’s coffee to wake me back up. The sad truth is, however, that bad coffee is better than no coffee. I was back into the land of the living and primed for Red’s Hill and the series of climbs back to SF. But just before I hopped back onto my bike, I noticed my rear tire had a slow leak. Argh! I pumped it up and crossed my fingers it would hold for the 50 miles back to the finish.

My rando friend Clayton recommended that I bring an iPod to help with the tough portions of the night when you’re fighting sleepiness on the bike. I find music helps me climb as well as I usually load songs with a fast tempo and try to match the cadence with my pedaling. It definitely worked while we finished the climbs before and after Nicasio Reservoir. It also distracted me from my ongoing tire anxiety, although I did have to stop and pump up my rear tire again just before White’s Hill. And I took the opportunity to stuff another pizza pocket down into my belly to give me a boost.

Maybe that pizza pocket was dosed with EPO, because suddenly my legs turned into pizza rockets. I had this huge surge of energy and blazed through Fairfax, Ross and all of the other little towns before Mill Valley. I needed to stop for a nature break, but JT and Martin kindly waited for me at the top of Camino Alto. Then we sped towards the bridge for the last climb of the day just as the sun was rising over the city. I chanted to myself as we crossed the bridge, “Please don’t get a flat, please don’t get a flat!” Every little bump I hit made me cringe, but my mantra worked as we arrived intact just after 24 hours — which was my goal — at 6:16AM.

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Finish Control – Golden Gate Bridge Plaza at 248.6 – Open: 18:08 Close: 09:00

One of the strange side effects of randonneuring — but it’s definitely one of its positive aspects — is that formerly long distances now seem almost laughably short. The other weekend, when a group of us were planning on riding 90 miles from SF to Pescadero, I thought to myself, “Pffft. That’s just a warm-up ride!”

249 miles was definitely a hard effort and a milestone in my history of suffering on the bike. But I was surprised how energized I felt at the end — thank you, O Beloved Pizza Pockets, for your drug-like capabilities — and it gives me some hope that I can complete the 600k within the 40-hour time limit, although that distance still seems utterly frightening. I’ll also make a point to work better with others through headwinds to conserve more time and energy, put on sturdier tires and keep up with the carb-heavy meals as they worked great on this brevet. Thanks to JT and everyone else I rode with this weekend, but a big thanks goes out to Martin for sticking with me the entire time. Ft. Bragg awaits!

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Dirty Diablo Revisited With Ride-On!

Manny and his magic Rivendell took The Bearded One and I back to Diablo this weekend for more off-road shenanigans. This time we brought our Ride-On crew along with us: Chava, Daniel, Ellen, Johnny, Laura and Nick. It was foggy and cold at the top — TBO reported many roadies shivering their way down from the peak and one even hitched a ride back down the mountain from Juniper Campground — but we had tons of fun descending into the gray mist. By the time we hit the single track, the sunshine had returned and it was just loads of splashy goodness with a series of rad creek crossings. Thanks again to Manny for leading our group, and the Jens Voigt HTFU award goes to Laura for riding the entire route on her CX bike!

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Think pink! We coordinated so well with the spring blooms in Sunol.

Saturday in Sunol

Our plan for today was to ride from SF-Pescadero-SF — led by our intrepid friend May Woo — but alas, the rainy weather put a kibosh on our 90-mile journey. So we decided to high tail it back to the East Bay for a 63-mile jaunt from Castro Valley-Palomares-Sunol-Danville-Oakland.

Several of us debuted our brand-spanking new Ride-On jerseys, which are a snazzy hot pink homage to the Bridgestone Bicycles logo.

Thanks to Bridget, Daniel, Jorge, Laura, Martin, May, Pamela and The Bearded One for a great day!

Snack break at the top of the Palomares climb: savory rice crispy cakes made by May!

Enjoying the savory rice crispy cakes that May made for us at the top of the Palomares climb!

Here comes the Sunol tourist train!

Here comes the Sunol tourist train!

Choo-choo!

Choo-choo!

Think pink! We coordinated so well with the spring blooms in Sunol.

Think pink! We coordinated so well with the spring blooms in Sunol.

Heading back to Oakland via Foothill Blvd.

Heading back to Oakland via Foothill Blvd.

It's hard to get both of them into the same frame, so Laura accommodated me for this photo!

It’s hard to get both of them into the same frame, so Laura accommodated me for this photo!

These were my snack in Danville: tater tots! (Although they were more like fried hush puppies.)

These were my snack in Danville: tater tots! (Although they were more like fried hush puppies.)

TBO + Daniel on the Lafayette-Moraga Trail!

TBO + Daniel on the Lafayette-Moraga Trail!

Martin heads towards Pinehurst for the final climb back to Oakland.

Martin heads towards Pinehurst for the final climb back to Oakland.

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Is This Your Missing Raleigh Misceo Hybrid Bicycle?

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This evening I received an email from Marc Caswell, Program Manager of the San Francisco Bicycle Coalition, in regards a bicycle that had been recovered in Noe Valley.

On the afternoon of March 22nd, two residents found a black Raleigh Misceo bicycle leaning against the railing of this house on the corner of Duncan and Newburg. They think that it was stolen out of a garage as it still has a u-lock and cable still attached to the frame, and perhaps the thief became spooked in the process and abandoned in that location. Apparently there are quite a few bike thefts in that area.

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They reported it to an Ingleside PD officer who took a report but declined to take the bicycle stating, “Because that would make it seem as if we’re stealing the bicycle.” (This seems highly strange to me, but I’m hearing this story secondhand.) So the officer left the bicycle behind and the two residents felt they should hold onto it in case they could find the owner. They contacted Diane, who is their neighborhood liaison; she made a concerted effort to try and track down its owner by checking the serial number in online bicycle registries (nothing turned up), emailing neighbors and finally, contacting Marc.

I called Ingleside PD and was told they couldn’t look up a bicycle’s serial number unless it’s one of these that were recovered recently in Oakland. Then I tried another number but was put on hold for 10 minutes and eventually gave up. I’ll try emailing Sgt. Kumli who’s listed on Ingleside’s stolen bicycle website.

Searching Craigslist and the Stolen Bicycles Bay Area Google Groups to see if any bicycles matching this description had been reported yielded no results, so I’m also going to contact all of the Raleigh bicycle dealers in the immediate area to see if they have a matching serial number on record.

In the meantime, please help me spread the word about this bicycle! If I don’t find the owner within a month, I’ll donate it to a local bicycle organization.

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Randonneur Ride Report: 360k Fleche From Davis to San Francisco

When I first told my friends that my next randonneur event was a “Flèche”, I noticed they’d get hung up on the pronunciation of the word. (I guess I’m not acquainted with any Francophiles.) So they’d ask me, “How’s the training for your Fletchy going?” Or, “Are you excited about your Flay-chay?” It was hard for them to say the word, “flèche”, which rhymes with “flesh” — maybe because it conjured up images of the sore skin on one’s ass after riding at least 224 miles in a 24-hour period.

A “Flèche” is a team event that takes its name from the French word for “arrow” due to the traditional shape of the route: it goes from one point to another in one direction with no backtracking. There’s a ton of rules — more so than other brevets — and we received another two-page addendum from our Flèche coordinator Roland Bevan, which included the funny commonly asked question:

“I don’t like all these stupid rules. Can’t I just ride it the way I want to?”

Not really. The rules are what make the event. You can always get a bunch of friends together and go for a 24-hour ride the way you want, but if you want to ride the Flèche then you’ll need to follow the rules.” So in other words, it’s our way or the crybaby way!

But the gist of the rules is to ride steadily for one day with your 5-member team (and you have to have at least 3 members finish). You can’t go too fast (the final 25 km must be ridden within the last two hours of one’s ride) or too slow (no lollygagging at stops for more than 2 hours). Then you all meet up afterwards, stuff your faces with breakfast and swap stories — in our case, we do this at Crepes on Cole which has been the post-ride venue for the SF Randonneurs for several years.

This would be the next big notch up in mileage for me and the first time I’d experience true sleep deprivation on the bike. I’d already had a preview of this on my accidental century from last week, but I’m naturally nocturnal by nature so this aspect of the event didn’t worry me as much. I was more nervous about the weather report — the weekend forecast predicted a 30%-50% chance of rain — and feeling comfortable on the saddle for that long. So I was mentally prepared — I just hoped that my derrière would be as amenable as my mind for this endurance adventure.

It hadn’t even occurred to me do the Flèche until my friend Alfie suggested I give it a try at the Tour de Biere. After a few brews, I thought to myself, “What the hell!” (behold the persuasive powers of alcohol) and subsequently emailed the SFR email list to see if anyone wanted to form a team. I found four other guys — Franklyn, Joey, Eric and Manny — who were also Flèche newbies. Our team’s name — Crampandgoslow — is borrowed from the Broakland jersey made by my favorite local bike shop, Montano Velo.

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I was interested to see how our group of beginner Flèchers would ride together since we were all pretty much strangers to one another; hopefully we’d forge a bond during the long hours on our bikes — or maybe we’d all end up in a big fistfight on the side of the road at 3AM. (I was optimistic and betting that we’d become friendonneurs by the ride’s end.)

During the several days leading up to our Flèche, the fretting over preparations ensued. How much food could I carry? What clothing should I wear? I definitely had to bring a rain jacket and reflective gear, and layers of wool would be best for the chilly evening hours. I also made sure to get plenty of sleep and took it easy on the bike.

Sadly, the plague hit two of our teammates and by Friday afternoon Eric told us he’d be dropping out due to being under the weather. Franklyn was 50-50 on whether he’d be able to ride as well, so I contacted Roland to see if it was possible to find a last-minute replacement. It seems we weren’t alone and that other teams were going through the same final hour shuffle; even Roland had to switch to another group when his original team dissolved. That’s part of the challenge of the Flèche: keeping your team together from the start to finish. Unsurprisingly, I had no takers for my invitation to ride nonstop all weekend, so it was down to 4 of us — or possibly 3.

Saturday Morning: Time to head to the Emeryville Amtrak station to take the train up to Davis. We’d be riding just over 225 miles with over 7,000 ft. of climbing.

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As this was everyone’s maiden Flèche voyage, we wanted a route that was relatively straightforward (much of it crossed through pretty familiar territory) without too much climbing. Franklyn showed up to deliver us our brevet cards and some words of support — he was still under the weather — and send Joey, Manny and myself on our way.

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Control 1: Get receipt at Starbucks or Subway Sandwich; 9:45AM

Our steeds at the Davis Amtrak Station.

Our steeds at the Davis Amtrak Station.

We emerged from the train just as Stephen Haas’ team, the Goober Grupetto, was stepping out of the front car. He was with Tom Haggerty, Brooks Wong, Keith Beato and Robbins Peek and riding to Davis, Copperopolis, Tracy, Fremont, Millbrae and back to the city.

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Tom!

All of us headed to Starbucks to kill some time before our official start, although our team promptly got lost right from the get-go heading to the coffee shop (consider this foreshadowing).

We asked the Goobers for some advice in our journey since we had no idea what to expect, and they told us: “Keep moving.” “Take advantage of your rest stops.” “Someone will get cranky in the middle of the night.” (I think they said to make this person the butt of our jokes.) After caffeining up, we set out at 9:45AM.

The Goober Grupetto: we hoped some of their wisdom would rub off on us before we departed.

The Goober Grupetto: we hoped some of their wisdom would rub off on us before we departed.

Control 2: Fairfield Safeway; receipt; approximate arrival time 11:45 – 12:15

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These sprinklers gave us a preview of the rain later in the evening.

These sprinklers gave us an early preview of the rain that came later in the evening.

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Despite finding some errors in our cue sheet and getting turned around in some sections, we made good time for our first control and arrived at 12:09PM. Onwards to Napa for lunch!

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Control 3: Oxbow Market, Napa; Receipt; Approximate arrival time: 13:15 – 13:45

We got here just after 2:20pm and were a little behind due to getting off track again. One thing we realized, as our team captain couldn’t be with us and he had designed the cue sheet, his absence made it harder to decipher some of the directions. Note for next time: have more than one person know the route well. None of us had ridden in the area so we had to rely on some detective work and our smartphones to guide the way.

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There's a great array of food choices here at the Oxbow Market; I opted for some lamb and beef tacos.

There’s a great array of food choices here at the Oxbow Market; I opted for some lamb and beef tacos.

Manny + Joey "carrot up"; Joey recommended it as a great on-the-bike snack. And it fits so well in one's jersey!

Manny + Joey “carrot up”; Joey recommended it as a great on-the-bike snack. And it fits so well in one’s jersey!

Control 4: Fast and Easy Gas Station; Receipt; approximate arrival time
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On our way to Calistoga, we encountered Team “Nerds on a Run” led by Alex Plumb. He and Francisco Grajales, French Clements, Charles Jonas and Andrea Symons were riding from Castro Valley to Martinez, Rockville, Calistoga, Healdsburg, Occidental, Petaluma, Corte Madera to San Francisco. It’s always a thrill to see other randonnerds on the road as you feel this swell of solidarity in your heart and think, “Here’s some fellow kindred spirits who are also crazy enough to be undertaking this ride!”

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Team Nerds on the Run!

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Despite running on carrot power, we arrived at our third control about 40 minutes late — partially, I think, due to the fact that we we stayed longer than we should have in Napa.

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We bumped into Team “Oblio’s Dog” led by the RBA Rob Hawks with Barley Forsman, Michael Burke, Bryan Kilgore
and Jason Pierce. They were headed to Healdsburg as well and told us to find the Bear Republic brewery just off the main downtown square.

Team 'Oblio's Dog'; they were riding from Berkeley to Suisun, Winters, Healdsburg, Santa Rosa, Petaluma, Corte Madera and SF.

Team ‘Oblio’s Dog’; they were riding from Berkeley to Suisun, Winters, Healdsburg, Santa Rosa, Petaluma, Corte Madera and SF.

Control 5: Open; Receipt; approximate arrival time 18:00 – 18:30

Time for dinner in Healdsburg! We reunited with Teams Oblio’s Dog and Nerds on a Run.

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Everyone was enjoying their liquid carbs in IPA form, but I was not in the mood for beer (I’m drinking one now as I’m writing this, however). And while burgers and fries are usually one of my guilty pleasures, I had to force myself to eat — which surprised me since as a foodie, I usually have the opposite problem. Both Manny and I weren’t hungry at all and everything seemed unappetizing — except for the special bright yellow “safety Peeps” that he gave to Joey and I for dessert. Part of me now understood why some endurance racers rely solely on gels and sports drinks while on the go. Your body undertakes some severe stresses while undertaking these endeavors, and it’s not always easy to get the necessary calories you need in food form.

Control 6: Guerneville Safeway; receipt; approximate arrival time 21:00
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The rain began in earnest just as we left the brewery for the night portion of our ride. There were moments when it was pouring, but for the most part, it was a steady drizzle that felt like Chinese water torture over the next 12 hours. And it was hard to regulate temperature; one moment you’re sweating up a storm due to all of the waterproof layers, the next minute you’re freezing due to the rain. I also didn’t have fenders since I’m using my Frankensteinized-CX bike for these rides and it would take some real kludgy techniques to get some on there, so my chain started to feel pretty crunchy with all of the muck getting kicked up from the road (and apologies to my teammates whenever they rode behind me.) We arrived at the Guerneville Safeway about an hour and half behind schedule and feeling a bit drained from the wet weather.

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Control 7: Petaluma Safeway; Receipt; approximate arrival time: 12:30 -
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I think this was the most difficult portion of the ride for me. The rain was wearing me out, we were getting lost up in the hills just south of Sebastopol and I ended up getting two consecutive flats. (Note: Grand Bois tires have amazing ride quality but are extremely flat-prone when the weather’s bad. Don’t ride them off-road, either; I had to replace my rear tire after last weekend’s Diablo shenanigans.) My teammates were super patient and helpful in getting me back on the road, but I felt terrible as the flats definitely slowed us down considerably.

By now I was definitely wearing my crankypants at this point and having those existential randonneur thoughts, “Am I enjoying this? Why am I out here?” One of the most challenging aspects for me of riding long distances is finding the pleasure through the pain of the experience. My friend Clayton, who’s well-versed in randonneuring, told me, “Remember, it does not have to be fun to be fun.” In essence, he was saying that it’s a real privilege to be out there suffering on the bike as it was by choice — and of course, not everyone has that ability or means to do. But it’s hard to keep that in mind when you’re cold, wet and dealing with mechanicals in the middle of the night. It really does make you think about how much you love riding your bicycle: do you love it enough to be on the saddle for that long?

We finally got to our 7th control two hours after our approximate arrival time of 1AM and resolved to start cracking the whip harder so we could make our 22-hr control. (I forgot to take a photo at this one.)

Control 8: San Rafael; open control; receipt; approximate arrival time 4:
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Sadly, most of the climbing from our ride was in the latter portion of our 360k. The climbs out of Petaluma seemed interminably long and our tired legs slowly grinded our way upwards. To keep our spirits up, Manny asked if I knew of any good songs to sing. I suggested the “Game of Thrones” theme song as we’re all fans. We all starting humming the tune as we made our way through the quiet roads of Marin that were dimly lit by the moonlit sky. It was peaceful and serene without hardly any traffic at that early hour of the morning.

Lucas Valley was a pleasant change from the usual Nicasio slog and mentally it was refreshing to be winding our way through the dark forest. Joey kept the pace moving as he’s a really strong rider and would get little bursts of energy whenever he’d eat more snacks. And the smooth, winding descent down into San Rafael was rejuvenating and a much-needed reprieve from all the climbing.

We picked another Safeway as our control and try to be as fast as possible in getting our necessary receipt.

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Control 9: Information: Paradise Beach Park; 3450 Paradise Dr.

Our brains were pretty fried at this point and we weren’t sure if we were going to hit our 22-hr. control in time. We ended up getting lost again and so by the time we found and completed Paradise Loop, it was well after 8 o’clock.

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Control 10: Tiburon; Open Control; Main Street and Tiburon Blvd
receipt; approximate arrival time 6:45 – 7:15; will leave this control at 7:30; this is our 22-hr control

When we got to Tiburon at 8:18am, I was ready to call it and hop on a ferry. We didn’t think we’d be able to make it to Cole Valley by 9:45AM and decided to DNF at the cafe.

This photo was taken by some friendly folks who admired our effort. They even offered us a place to crash when we told them how long we'd been riding.

This photo was taken by some friendly folks who admired our effort. They even offered us a place to crash when we told them how long we’d been riding.

After breakfast, however, we rallied and decided to ride back to BART to catch the train back to the East Bay.

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Just as we reached Embarcadero, however, I got another flat. I bid farewell to my fellow teammates and our epic 230-mile+ adventures had come to a close. It was great riding with them and I think we all learned a lot about what to do differently next time. (Sadly, neither of them can make the upcoming 400k SFR ride.) In many ways, this was physically easier than the 300k as I didn’t experience the same terrible exhaustion and discomfort — but being able to ‘be in the moment’ and enjoy the ride was much harder. Perhaps that’s only something that comes with time as I continue to do more brevets and gain more experience. So while we didn’t complete our distance in time, we were happy to have ridden that far — the furthest anyone of us had pedaled our bikes in one day. The Hopland 400k awaits…

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Weekend Shenanigans: An Accidental Century + Dirty Diablo

The San Francisco Randonneurs’ 360k Fleche ride is coming up this Saturday. In order to get ready, I had planned on getting in lots of miles on the bike this past week — until I was hit with the Plague 2.0 and reluctantly had to rest for several days.

But by Friday night I was feeling somewhat human again, so The Bearded One and I decided to embark on a 65-mile SF to Fremont ride after work — taking the longer way around the southern portion of the bay instead of the Dumbarton Bridge shortcut.

We set out just after 7PM into the lovely spring evening weather and enjoyed our casual cruise down the Peninsula. As we meandered down south, we got turned around in several sections and re-routed ourselves a few times, but eventually made our way towards Fremont. At 11:30PM, about 10 miles away from our final stop, we made a pit-stop for snacks in lieu of a late dinner. It occurred to me I should probably check what time we needed to get to the BART station for the train back to Oakland. A quick glance at my smartphone assured me we had until 12:45AM to get back. But as we pedaled along, I had an uneasy realization that I had looked at the schedule incorrectly. And as it turned out, we had only 10 minutes to catch the last train at midnight — which meant we weren’t catching it at all.

“Well, what should we do now?”

“I guess we have to ride all the way back.” This meant we had another 36 miles ahead of us and we’d be riding all night.

“At least this will be great preparation for the sleep deprivation that awaits you this weekend!”

Both of our phones were running out of juice, so we only had a few minutes to plot our route home. TBO memorized a few streets and figured we’d be able to find our way back since we’d ridden this way several times.

At about mile 71, we started encountering some familiar streets.

“That’s strange, there’s Decoto again.”

“Oh, maybe it just doubles back this way.”

Mile 72: “Huh, there’s Thornton.”

Mile 73: “Wait, we’re at Mowry?!?”

My phone died just after mile 75.

My phone died just after mile 75.

Apparently we had made a wrong turn and were in Fremont once again. Whenever we started to feel tired, TBO would joke, “Oh, there’s Mowry,” we’d laugh, and that would help keep us awake as we pedaled onwards.

Hunger pains set in at 2AM in Hayward. Only fast food restaurants were open at this time, so it was either Yack-In-The-Box, Taco Hell or Rotten Ronnie’s, aka McDonald’s. We opted for the latter and rolled up to the drive-thru, which was the only service available. As we started to place our order, the clerk interrupted us and said they wouldn’t serve us because we were on bicycles. “It’s McDonald’s policy.” They ignored our protests and we left in disgust — although in all honesty, we really didn’t want to eat there anyway.

Just down the road, a 7-11 was open. We were able to buy some plastic-tasting food and encountered some surreal characters that you’d only meet at that desolate hour.

The overly attentive graveyard shift clerk kept insisting I take a free soft drink with my sandwich.

“But I don’t want it,”

“But it comes with the sandwich,”

“But I don’t drink soda.”

“But it’s free.”

“Fine, fine. Can I take a Coke for my husband?”

“No. Only Pepsi.”

“But he doesn’t drink Pepsi…”

This back-and-forth went on for several minutes, and I finally took a Dr. Pepper that I tried to give away to a truck driver (he didn’t want it either.)

Two teenagers standing outside told Shawn he must be Irish since “he was lucky enough to be with an Asian woman.” TBO and I looked at each other and telepathed, “Ohhhhh-kay, time to get back on the road.”

We passed through San Leandro, Alameda and finally, Oakland. It was actually quite pleasant riding along in the quiet streets with no traffic around, except for the fact that it was pretty chilly. Mental note: bring lots of layers for the 360k. And a flask of whiskey.

We got home just after 4:00AM with 101 miles as our final tally. TBO said, “We’d always wanted to do that ride — just not through the night! Let’s not do that again anytime soon — or ever again.”

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Today we met up with my Fleche “Crampandgoslow” teammate Manny and his friend Will. They led us on an unbelievably gorgeous 28-mile mixed-terrain ride from Walnut Creek to Mt. Diablo. If you think biking up the road to the summit is picturesque, wait until you take an off-road route. It will blow your mind with its beauty! Unfortunately, TBO double pinch-flatted his tires on one of the fire roads — some sharp rocks shanked his sidewalls — but we were able to patch them up and carefully hiked-and-biked our way back to the main North Gate road. Our slick 28′s weren’t really the best choice for this ride, so we’re looking forward to coming back on our mountain bikes!

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Yes, there's goldfish living on Mt. Diablo.

Yes, there’s goldfish living on Mt. Diablo.

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Randonneur Ride Report: Russian River 300k

Yesterday I finished the longest — and hardest — ride I’ve ever done to date. It felt harder than any track or CX race, century, tour or any other cycling event I’ve ever undertaken in my life. I’m still amazed that I was able to finish and that I’m sitting here the next day, albeit in a bit of a zombiefied state, writing up my ride report.

At 4AM, The Bearded One and I popped out of bed and were actually ready to go at that hour. We arrived to the start on time and checked in with the 110 other riders that were also setting off for the approximately 186-mile adventure. Per RUSA‘s rules, we had to have our clothing and lighting set-up inspected and approved for the 300k as most of us would be arriving after sunset. (I finally got mine dialed in just a few days prior.)

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At 5:45AM, our Regional Brevet Administrator, Rob Hawks, gave his pre-ride speech and delivered the, “Don’t do stupid stuff,” oath to the group:

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Then we were off in a blaze of neon glory. TBO and I jumped in with a faster group early on and made our way through Sausalito, Mill Valley and up Camino Alto in no time.

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After the White’s Grade grind, we jumped into another fast group and were rocketing along Sir Francis Drake at about 20-25 mph. TBO and I broke off to take a bathroom break at Samuel P. Taylor, then continued onwards to Nicasio. An aforementioned “secret control” was stationed at a small parking lot just off to the side of the reservoir, so we checked in with volunteers before heading on to Petaluma.

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CONTROL #2: PETALUMA SAFEWAY (49.6 miles)

We arrived just after 9:30AM and stopped for a quick bite to eat. We had brought a ton of food with us for the day, so I snacked on a ham-and-egg rice ball while TBO bought us some drinks from the store.

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I admired the wide variety of bikes that folks were using on the ride:

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For the Petaluma-Healdsburg leg, we hopped in and out of several groups but settled into one led by a British power couple motoring along on a tandem (and I’d like to thank them for their generosity in leading the ‘tandem train’). They really helped us keep a steady pace on this stretch which went through Santa Rosa.

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CONTROL #3: HEALDSBURG SAFEWAY (50.2 miles)

Lots of folks were kicking back and enjoying a leisurely lunch at this Safeway control.

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I took the liberty of snapping some more bike porn shots during our break.

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The next section of the ride took us through a lovely area of Sonoma wine country that rolls past mile after mile of bucolic vineyards.

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About 70 miles in, I started to feel some fatigue and began to slow down. Several groups passed us and TBO would say, “Let’s jump in!” but I couldn’t muster enough energy to paceline. (That’s the blessing/curse of pacelines; you can save a ton of energy in the pack, but you still have to have enough gas in the tank to maintain the average speed.)

Here’s what I think were my “Rookie Randonneur Mistakes #1 and 2”: going a bit too fast in the morning and cooking myself too early; not accounting for the extra weight of my bike. Up until this point, the furthest I had ridden my CX bike in randonneur mode was about 50 miles. Throughout December and January, I had trained hard on my Ebisu touring bike (which weighs well over 35 lbs.) and so the Point Reyes Lighthouse 200k on my 15-lb. road bike felt surprisingly easy. I also rode the Valley Ford 200k on my road bike and continued most of my most difficult training on my lightest bike. In retrospect, I probably should have just ridden the rando bike more consistently to acclimate to its added weight and not gone off in turbo mode at the get-go. I had also taken a week off the bike due to illness, so I was still recovering from the weird virus that kept me in bed for several days.

And I was suffering from some women-specific issues due to a recurring monthly cycle (you ladies out there that are reading this can empathize) and was feeling some severe discomfort by the time we reached Guerneville. We stopped at the Safeway there so I could take a break and try and rally. I was doubting whether I could finish and was utterly exhausted.

However, TBO urged me on — and here’s some advice to my fellow newbs: it really helps to ride with someone else who can keep you motivated and on the bike. I probably would have abandoned at that point if he hadn’t compelled me to keep pedaling. (Mental Note: I should make sure he’s out of town for my future events so I don’t resort to calling him and asking to pick me up in the middle of nowhere at some ungodly hour.) And he pointed out, “How will you get home?” I’d have to hitchhike or take a bus, which were definitely more unappealing options than staying in the saddle. So we pressed on through the headwinds towards Highway 1.

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And then, there was this:

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There is nothing more rejuvenating than the sight of the ocean on a brilliantly sunny day for a tired soul. And when you throw a tailwind into the mix, it’s just bliss. TBO rode on ahead of me and I drafted off of a kind gentleman to our next control point (we had ridden together earlier to Healdsburg and I marveled that he was riding on platform pedals.)

“I wish the entire ride could be like this,” he said to me as we flew down Highway 1.

“Yes,” I agreed. “Nothing but spectacular ocean views and a never-ending tailwind would be pretty awesome.”

I had asked veteran randonneur Tom Haggerty – this was his seventh 300k – if he minded riding the same brevets over and over again. I love exploring uncharted territory when I’m out on the bike and thus can feel burned out on repetitive routes. Tom said he enjoyed returning every year as there’s always a fresh set of challenges (“Can I ride this faster?”) and varying factors (fitness, weather) that make it unique each time. Plus there’s the camaraderie of new and experienced riders that bring a different dynamic to all of the events. And there are some places in the Bay Area that never grow tiresome to ride — and this part of Highway 1 is certainly one of my beloved favorites.

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CONTROL #4: DIEKMANN’S BAY STORE (110.1 miles)

We sat down for a short food break before TBO sprinted ahead to see if he could hit the Marshall store before closing and get a receipt.

“The worst part is getting started again after a meal,” he said as he stretched and got ready to get back on his bike. “Your body says, ‘You just ate a burger, fries and a beer and now you want to ride 80 more miles? You gotta be kidding me.’”

(Meanwhile, I was amazed by how much I had eaten at this point: two peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches on whole wheat with bananas; two rice balls; two chicken wraps; a tangerine and half a ProBar!)

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I continued on solo, but Bill Monsen, Tom Haggerty and Stephen Haas adopted me along the way just before Valley Ford. (Tom was still soldiering forth on the ride despite a bulging sidewall on his rear tire that kept threatening to explode.) I followed them onto Middle Road, an alternate route to Marshall that bypassed the weekend traffic of Highway 1. It’s a quiet, scenic road that crosses through dairy pastures and has some tough climbs sprinkled in.

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As Bill and I were chugging away, I asked him how he trained for these rides. He spends most of his time on the bike during his daily commute from Richmond to Oakland due to his busy schedule. But when he rode the Paris-Brest-Paris in 2011, he spent 3 months getting in shape and logged more miles in the hills. “The hardest part is not giving up. There’s always one point — or more — during a ride when it just feels tough.”

I’m sure that once you’ve completed a long ride, knowing that you’ve finished in the past helps with the grueling mental and physical aspects of a brevet. After the 130-mile mark, my mind said, “Uh, why are we still on the bike? We should be done by now. We should have been done hours ago!” But there was still one more control on the itinerary, so we forged on in the waning sunlight.

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CONTROL #5: MARSHALL STORE (OR POST OFFICE) (142.9 miles)

TBO had made it just in the nick of time and managed to secure a receipt from the Marshall Store — and heroically, one for me as well – but I decided to mail in an official SF Randonneur postcard as proof of my stop. (A big thanks goes out to the rider that gave me her extra one as I forgot to grab one at the start.)

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And now, it was time to go home. This was the most taxing part of the ride where I summoned every ounce of strength within me to keep pedaling. I was soooooo very done. My legs felt hollow, my shoulders were sore, my butt did not want to be on the saddle anymore and I was emotionally drained. I had reached my existential breaking point and was questioning why I was still on the bike.

“I didn’t think it was going to be this hard,” I said to TBO. “I think I’m done with riding bikes,”

He replied, “After I finished the Solvang Double several years ago, that was my first thought afterwards. ‘I’m done with bikes.’”

But again, here’s where not having an easy means of escape worked to my advantage. I only had one choice: finish. (Or I could just sit on the side of the road and collapse in a heap of tears, but that wouldn’t get me home.) TBO wasn’t tired (he’s a much fitter athlete and going at my pace all day didn’t fatigue him one bit), so he was able to coach me when I started to whimper and whine. He started fantasizing about what to eat for our post-ride meal, while I fixated on all of the climbing that was left.

“Oh man, we still have that climb out of Nicasio…”

“Don’t think about the hills that are left. Just keep pedaling.”

And so pedal I did. I somehow reached a strange, zen-like, auto-pilot mode where I just concentrated on my computer and felt brief blips of relief as the numbers ticked slowly upwards.

But when I saw a road sign that said, “Fairfax – 9 miles”, I thought to myself, “It’s come to this: biking 9 miles now feels like an eternity.”

We stopped at Gestalt to get a sausage and beer and that put a big smile on TBO’s face – “That was the best decision ever,” and it revived me temporarily, too.

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But the climb out of Sausalito nearly did me in. I’ve never crawled along so slowly on the Golden Gate Bridge than last night. I can probably walk faster than I was pedaling yesterday on the home stretch.

We managed to finish at 10:36PM, over 16.5 hours later from when we set out at 6AM. My friends Brian and Ami from the “Homespun Heartthrobs” were also at the finish (Brian had some problems with one of his hubs, unfortunately) but they had a good ride overall despite the mechanical difficulties. Jason Pierce was also there, looking fresh as a daisy even though he was recovering from a mid-afternoon crash and completed his ride at 6:50PM earlier in the evening.

He cheerily congratulated me on my finish and I told him that was the hardest ride of my life. He replied that the 300k was his entry into the world of epic long rides.

“At least you’re not destroyed! You’re still standing and have a smile on your face!”

Inwardly, I thought to myself, “Oh, but I am destroyed. I am a shell of a human being right now.”

I fell asleep on the car ride home and immediately passed out after a long hot shower. TBO went out to get the pizza and beer he had been looking forward to all day and woke me up at midnight with a slice from the restaurant. I ate it half-asleep and wasn’t even sure that it had been a dream until I saw my plate on our bedside table in the morning.

So how I do I feel overall about the ride? Initially, I had mixed feelings about my 300k. I didn’t feel that victorious as I had felt so utterly crushed at the end. I should have reveled in the fact that I did finish and didn’t arrive on a stretcher right at the 2AM cut-off time. But I was demoralized by my performance and was feeling dread about my future events.

“How in the hell am I going to ride the 600k, which is TWICE as long?!? And how do people spend this much time on a bike and actually ENJOY it?”

TBO prefers to ride at a speedier pace and 200-miles is his limit for one day, so he won’t be joining me on any more events. But I guess as one gets faster and figures out how to be more comfortable in one position all day and there’s less pain – it does become more fun. (I’m hoping this is true and veterans, please weigh in on this in the comments!)

And while I’m not one to push myself to the absolute extremes – you’ll never find me training for a RAAM race — I am always open to trying something new. Since moving to the Bay Area, I’ve embarked on all sorts of crazy cycling endeavors that were previously unimaginable to me. So while I didn’t expect this level of pain, perhaps there’s more happiness awaiting for me down the road — even if it’s after a long 40-hour ride. And most importantly, I made a promise to myself to try and complete the whole series. So I’m going to put my trepidations aside and train even harder.

My next ride is the 360k Fleche with my team, “Crampandgoslow” (I hope this doesn’t prove to be a prescient name for our event, but I picked it in honor of my love for Campagnolo; it appears on a jersey I own from Montano Velo, my favorite bike shop in Oakland.) Our captain, Franklyn Wu, designed a route for me and our comrade Joey Lande from Davis to SF. This will be our first ride at the 360k distance and our first Fleche – so wish us lots of luck! I’m glad we can work together as a group which will hopefully keep our morale up as we head to the finish at Crepes on Cole on March 31st.

I’d like to bestow a huge thank you to my dear husband for helping me finish the ride and all of the great folks that let me suck their wheels, kept me company and offered moral support throughout the 300k. You helped me survive and it’s greatly appreciated!

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Dear Mt. Umunhum, We’ll Get You Next Time

With the Russian River 300k rapidly approaching in early March, this past weekend was one of the few remaining opportunities I had left to put in some hard miles. I scanned a map of the Bay Area to see where I hadn’t ridden before — I get bored with pedaling the same routes over and over again pretty quickly — and spotted Mt. Umunhum in the South Bay.

It’s the 4th-highest peak within the Santa Cruz Mountains and the former site of Almaden Air Force Station (here’s a great video about its history from the science program I work on.) Since I’ve already ascended Mt. Tam, Diablo and Hamilton, “Mt. Um” would be a great new challenge.

TBO and I were joined on our quest by our friends Nick and Daniel; none of us had made the journey up Mt. Umunhum, so this would be a new adventure for the entire group. We met up in Millbrae to start our ride and quickly hammered through the flatlands of El Camino Real until we reached Page Mill Road near Palo Alto.

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This is a favorite training climb with locals that begins near Stanford campus. It heads up about 8.4 miles to Skyline Road for an approximate elevation gain of 2000 ft. The grade fluctuates between 7%-15%, so it’s a good quad burner that leads to scenic views of Silicon Valley.

Our friend Nick was riding his touring bike with sneakers and platform pedals, while Daniel was rocking just a 12-23 cassette in the back — you know, just to give their legs an extra thrilling burn.

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Yes, he tackled this entire ride on that bike and kept up with us the whole time!

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This photo was taken before the climbing got crazy on Page Mill, so Daniel’s still smiling.

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This road is scenic…and steep.

Grinding our way up Page Mill Road.

Grinding our way up Page Mill Road.

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Just before we reached Skyline, we took a quick snack break at Monte Bello Open Space Preserve. Judging by the numbers of mountain bikers warming up in the parking lot, this seems like a great area for off-roading.

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Skyline is a beautiful, rolling stretch of road that gives you glorious views on a clear day.

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We took a breather near Big Basin Way (which leads to Big Basin Redwoods State Park) and chatted with a crew of kids who were selling Highway 9 stickers. I asked if they were selling the “#twerkteam” ones since that’s TBO’s old graffiti name and his moniker as a musician. (He’s even listed in Urban Dictionary.)

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Just past the intersection of Black Road and Skyline, the road narrows to a single lane and passes by a series of quaint Christmas tree farms and lovely wooded sections.

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This was Christmas tree farm country, as you can see to the right of us.

About 20 miles later, it was time to bomb back down into the urban jungle via Bear Creek Road. This long, swooping descent took us to Hwy. 17 near Lexington Reservoir.

Getting ready to descend down into the urban jungle.

Cruising past Lexington Resevoir.

Cruising past Lexington Resevoir.

After some GPS confusion, we got a bit turned around until we made our way to Soda Springs Road. We were greeted by a sign that said, “No Outlet After 6 miles” (or something to that effect). According to TBO’s mapped route, we were supposed to be able to connect with Loma Almaden Road to Mount Umunhum. After a few minutes of debate, we decided there was only one way to find out — by going up.

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Soda Springs Road feels like an interminably long climb, especially after you’ve done Page Mill. And we were all out of water, since there wasn’t any along our route since we left Palo Alto. But we had come this far, we weren’t going to turn back now!

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It’s a steady 8% climb up to the top. That gives your mind plenty of time to wander and muse on random thoughts, such as, “Why haven’t I put a compact crank on this bike?” and “What are we going to have for dinner, or rather, what aren’t we going to have for dinner?” as well as, “This isn’t so bad. I can climb up anything at 5 miles an hour!”

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Naturally, we stayed on Steep Street.

Naturally, we stayed on Steep Street.

So over 3100 feet of climbing later, this was our welcome sign:

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Ah well — turns out we had almost summited Mt. Thayer and not Mt. Um, so next time we’ll have to approach Mt. Umunhum from the other direction. (The top of Mt. Um is also closed off to the public, so we wouldn’t have been able to climb up much further — but we were at least expecting the right gate to block our path.)

TBO and Daniel had snuck into a house for sale that happened to be unlocked, so they had replenished their water supply. We all drank some water and readied ourselves for the freezing descent that awaited us. Both TBO and Nick had some scary near-misses with cars that were driving way too fast on the narrow road, but luckily they stayed safe.

After making our way around Lexington Reservoir by sunset, we made our way to Los Gatos for dinner.

Lexington Reservoir

The final flat ten miles to the San Jose Caltrain station felt luxuriously easy after the day’s riding. We were ready to kick back and relax.

It's beer o'clock!

It’s beer o’clock!

Final stats: 81.61 miles, 6992 ft. of climbing.

Mission Bike Thief

Meeting A Would-Be Miyata Bike Thief in the Mission

Shortly before 6:30PM tonight, The Bearded One met me at KQED so we could ride an after work Friday night city loop. Just as we were making our way through the Mission on 23rd and Harrison, TBO saw a man crouched down by a bicycle out of the corner of his eye. Then he heard a loud cracking sound, so he immediately swerved onto the sidewalk to see what was happening. The guy had a pair of bolt cutters and was attempting to cut through the u-lock of a light gray Miyata that was locked to a street sign.

“Is that your bike?” TBO asked the thief.

“Ummm…..yeah. I lost the key.”

“Oh, I see.” [rolls eyes] “Well, do you have proof that it’s your bike?”

Silence.

I whipped out my phone and started to take photos of him.

Guilty.

Guilty.

Mission Bike Thief

You can see the silhouette of the bolt cutters in his hand as he's threatening us.

You can see the silhouette of the bolt cutters in his hand as he’s threatening us.

The thief started to back away from us and the bicycle, but began issuing idle threats as he made his way down the street.

“I know where you live,” he said, trying to sound as menacing as possible.

“Oh really?” TBO replied. “Come visit us then.”

“I’ll come get you.”

“Go right ahead,” TBO said.

After he disappeared, we inspected the u-lock. There didn’t seem to be any damage, so he must have just started his shady little operation right when we encountered him. We lingered for 10 minutes just in case he was foolish enough to come back a second time, and I started to spread the word on social media as TBO called the police and texted a friend in SFPD. They promised to share the info with the cops in the area. (We actually saw a police car drive by, but they had their sirens on and were en route to some other situation.)

As the Miyata was parked in front of an apartment building, we asked every single resident entering and exiting the building if they happened to know the owner of the bicycle. No luck. Neither of us had a pen or any paper to leave a note with the bike, so we left shortly thereafter — hoping that it would remain safe upon the owner’s return.

We hope this Miyata stayed safe and sound!

We hope this Miyata stayed safe and sound!

This was the first time that either of us had actually confronted a bike thief during an attempted robbery. In retrospect, TBO said in the future he probably would follow a thief while calling the police. My natural instinct is to just run him or her off. Either way, it’s best to take the safest course of action in these situations; I’m glad no one was hurt and the thief was scared off.

If you ever see anything suspicious, please don’t hesitate to contact the authorities. Let’s keep our bicycles safe on the streets!